After yesterday’s Phoebe Green track, another witty, punchy, ironic pop number from the co-writer on that song – the Kent artist who fuses funk, electronic and indie with caustic lyrics in this queer pop song about body image and others’ expectations. Out on Open Sandwich Records. To explore and enjoy more by Paige, see also the other embedded links below.
Your mum tells me that I’ve got the wrong bathroom
I didn’t actually ask Karen.
She’s confused by my clothes and my hair and my shoes
Maybe I should wear a dress so that her stress can diffuse
Manchester Airport
I know they’re looking at me, trying to see, what queue to put me through security
Shocked at the screen of the x-ray machine
’Cos I’m a little rat boy
In the body of
A lingerie model
These Ds are double
A lingerie model
She’s giving pear shaped trouble
The lady in M&S perplexed cos I want a smaller chest
Missed the training webinar she’s selling me a pushup bra
Now she’s inside my mind maybe she’s right and its time I monetised my thighs
I could get signed as
A lingerie model
These Ds are double
A lingerie model
She’s giving pear shaped trouble
So lets get these hushpuppies on the the scene
My assets seem okay to me
Financially I am a dependent
Don’t need degrees to get pregnant
Pass my genes to my descendants
Making long term investments
My kids can be lingerie models
The world’s first lingerie toddlers
Cos I’m a lingerie model
She’s giving pear shaped trouble
A lingerie model
The kind of girl you want to take home to your mother
Lingerie model
But in my spare time I look more like your brother
In Lingerie
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