By magicman
Is anything better than an orgasm? Hard to think of one but then I’m not a parent. Being offered a job is pretty great, some stranger smiling at you on the street randomly is a wonderful lift, but the orgasm is surely the pinnacle of life, the start of a new life sometimes, or the apex of self-love which doesn’t hurt anyone else. It is a supremely powerful feeling and is heavily policed the world over. Thanks for your wide-eyed ecstatic songs and your dirty nasty ones, your honest ones and your fantasies. Here are two playlists comprising songs referring to orgasms.
Dinah-Moe Humm strolled on over said ”look here bum, I got a forty dollar bill says you can’t make me cum…” Let’s see shall we?
The Bonny Black Hare is under her apron. They go there together.
“Lock your legs round me and dig in your heels, cos the closer we get the better it feels…the birds they were singing in the bushes and trees…”
Push The Button they ask. I’m ready they claim. “I’ve been dropping so many hints, push the button, pu push the button”
Keith only gets his Rocks Off when he dreams…
WAP = Wet Ass Pussy : The video is extraordinary but it doesn’t have the dirty lyrics. Can’t have both apparently. “I want you to park that Big Mac Truck right in this little garage, make it cream, make me scream…gobble me swallow me, quick jump out b’fore you let it get inside a me…” who knew 21st C feminism would be so sexy?
Love Won’t Let Me Wait “when I make love to you, we will explode in ecstasy”
Little Death means orgasm in French if you’re from New Zealand
There are no words in French Kiss because who needs words?
Afternoon Delight has long been a meme, but the video surely must be a lampoon?
Turn Off The Lights and light a candle, tonight I’m in a romantic mood, So just watch Teddy sing this live and marvel at his artistry, his body, his voice, his control. One of my favourite live performances
Frankie Says Relax
Do Me Baby you’re leaving me no choice..you sure you don’t want to close your eyes? Isn’t it supposed to take a long time?
Machine Gun Fellatio says Let Me Be Your Dirty Fucking Whore.
Rosalía says Hentai in Spanish but my imagination is on fire.
Orgasmic A-List Playlist:
Dinah-Moe Humm – Frank Zappa & The Mothers (1973)
Bonny Black Hare – Fairport Convention (1971)
Push The Button – Sugababes (2005)
Rocks Off – The Rolling Stones (1972)
WAP – Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion (2020)
Love Won’t Let Me Wait – Major Harris (1975)
Little Death – The Beths (2018)
French Kiss – Lil Louis (1989)
Afternoon Delight – Starland Vocal Band (1976)
Turn Off The Lights – Teddy Pendergrass (1979)
Relax – Frankie Goes To Hollywood (1983)
Do Me Baby – Prince (1981)
Let Me Be Your Dirty Fucking Whore – Machine Gun Fellatio (2002)
Hentai – Rosalía (2022)
Hidden Bonus Track
Climactic B-List Playlist:
Prince Of The Rodeo – Turbonegro (2008)
Pink Love – Blonde Redhead (2004)
You Sure Love To Ball – Marvin Gaye (1973)
Con Mis Manos – Bebe (2004)
Black Orgasm – Alex Puddu (2012)
Moist – Janet Jackson (2004)
Wet Dream – Max Romeo (1969)
Plastic Loveless – Magic Dirt (2003)
Lose My Breath – Destiny’s Child (2004)
Sex Shooter – Apollonia 6 (1984)
Erotic City – Prince (1984)
My Love Explodes – The Dukes of Stratosphear (1985)
H.W.C. – Liz Phair (2003)
Slow Tongue –Millie Jackson (1983)
G-Spot Guru’s Tip:
Everybody’s Got Something To Hide ‘Cept for Me & My Monkey …
Notes : the vast majority of these songs were banned as filth and corruption and not played on the radio, now we have the internet and Cardi B.
After the “come on come on” section of Me & My Monkey there are six spasms of electric guitar which represent the male orgasm.
I still don’t know if I should include Zappa’s song. So I did.
At least two of Prince’s girlfriends are in Appolonia 6. He went out with sexy Susan Moonie on our left for five years.
Thanks for playing the game. It was fun and “occasionally instructive”.
And there’s still no Barry White in the Marconium A-Z despite repeated and urgent appeals to the audience!
We’d already had Songs about Lust, Heavy Breathing and Sexy Songs so if there is one of your favourites missing they may be on one of those lists?
Prince Rogers Nelson
These playlists were inspired by readers' song nominations from last week's topic: Come together: it’s songs about the orgasm. The next topic will launch on Thursday at 1pm UK time.
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